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Crank some hog

This is the action of getting some work done, typically homework
Man the essay is due tomorrow, I really need to crank some hog
by Coolhck June 5, 2025
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Crank The Hog

Masturbating aggressively, often times in a corporate setting
“I mean hey man, I don’t have a real job so what else am I gonna do other than crank the hog for 2 hours in the bathroom?” - Gebge
by anonymous June 16, 2025
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Cranberry Lemonade

When given a golden shower by a girl on her period.
I went home with this baddy from the club for some freaky time. I asked for a golden shower and didn’t realize she was on her period. I got the cranberry lemonade treatment boiiii!
by Limabravo007 June 18, 2025
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Crank my tap

When you twist a man's penis and it dribbles cum.
"Hey bro wanna crank my tap?"
by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025
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Crane Job

A "Crane Job" refers to the act of using a claw machine (or similar mechanical grabbing device) to masturbate. Named after the infamous struggle of trying to win a prize, it’s equally awkward, unpredictable, and oddly impressive when successful.
"Bro walked out of the arcade looking way too relaxed. Turns out he gave himself a Crane Job behind the prize counter."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."
by WenchSniff June 18, 2025
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Cranking it

When markiplier jorks it
"I am not cranking it" - markiplier, "Five Nights at Freddy's: The Secret of the Mimic - Part 2" ts15:22
by froggyfroggy2000 June 19, 2025
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Craner

"She think she a fairy she's a craner"
by Anonymousfrmda9ine July 17, 2025
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