A "Crane Job" refers to the act of using a claw machine (or similar mechanical grabbing device) to masturbate. Named after the infamous struggle of trying to win a prize, it’s equally awkward, unpredictable, and oddly impressive when successful.
"Bro walked out of the arcade looking way too relaxed. Turns out he gave himself a Crane Job behind the prize counter."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."
by WenchSniff June 18, 2025