Pubic lung cancer

When you roll someone's pubes up in a cigarette, blow the smoke into an aerosol can and use it as deodorant.
"My mate got pubic lung cancer, he smells like balls."
by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025
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Magical meat cylinder

When a man uses his erect member as a wand while cosplaying Harry Potter.
"I just love it when I'm at a costume party and someone whips out their magical meat cylinder."

"ERECTO GIGANTUS!"
by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025
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Crank my tap

When you twist a man's penis and it dribbles cum.
by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025
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