TheGuyThatMakesWords's definitions

Crank my tap

When you twist a man's penis and it dribbles cum.

"Hey bro wanna crank my tap?"

by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025

Pubic lung cancer

When you roll someone's pubes up in a cigarette, blow the smoke into an aerosol can and use it as deodorant.

"My mate got pubic lung cancer, he smells like balls."

by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025

Magical meat cylinder

When a man uses his erect member as a wand while cosplaying Harry Potter.

"I just love it when I'm at a costume party and someone whips out their magical meat cylinder."

"ERECTO GIGANTUS!"

by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025

Tyrannosaurus sex

When you fold up your arms to the length of a T-Rex’s and (using your arms) try to get your erect member into a female’s genitalia.

“Me and my bitch had proper tyrannosaurus sex.”

by TheGuyThatMakesWords December 7, 2025