Vending Machine Drunk

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.

Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.

by Anti-Texas March 15, 2010

drunk hobo 52

God of sex and creampie king you see him he sees you it's over your goodies are his

Omg that's a drunk hobo 52 I gotta go get some dick

by Drunkgod October 13, 2020

drunk hobo 52

A god a absolute Chad not only will he steal you bitch he's taking you car, house,face and money

Yo. dawg ,watch out it be that,drunk hobo 52..

by Drunkgod October 13, 2020

drunk tank

A swimming pool or stock tank full of drunks

I'm going out to the drunk tank to swim with Jim and them.

by ABDL2023 August 01, 2023

drunk publish

When you get sloppy drunk and think it'd be real clever to write some irresponsible, hateful, or degrading things on the internet for all to see. This could also include pictures and usually involves a couple of conniving friends.

The drunken mishaps are usually forgotten until a year or so later when someone puts an urbandictionary.com status game on Facebook.

Person- I'm a real asshole when I drink sometimes, I can take 'drunk publish' to a whole other level.

Person 2- Pity you usually forget.

by Lady of the Valley February 04, 2010

Drunk Floor Man (DFM)

A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor

The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning

by GayCloud June 16, 2018

I’m drunk

Sorry but I am really drunk right now. The Jim Beam apple cider. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA making me drunk.

I’m drunk and I apologize but I got into the bourbon and I could not help myself

by WorseThanHitler March 17, 2021