Dance-floor makeout.
Do you even remember your DFM from last night? He was so hot!
by n8a March 20, 2010
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An expression of indifference and disassociation capable of being used in almost all contexts. Exceptionally useful to dispense with ones own cock ups and your own or another's dissapointments. "Doesn't Fucking Matter"
George passes out paraletic on the couch and while he snores he pisses in his pants. On waking he realises his wife will discover his embarresing moment and sighs,"DFM".

Ollie fights for hours to land a Roland Ward marlin and in the death throws of the epic fishing battle George bumps his rod, the line snaps and the enormous fish escapes. George, to appease his concience, to hide his shame and to lighten Ollie's dissapointment exclains:- "DFM".
by DFM January 8, 2008
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Just got done scavenging the Discord server for some crispy DFM
by TheFudgeBro October 25, 2018
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Don't follow me.
Little pervs and old wierdos DFM on twitter.
by KiwiSayWhaaat?? June 19, 2009
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DID You catch that DFM? Kevin just told me he works out 10 hours a day.
by hailkev November 29, 2017
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A woman with physical and mental disabilities who likes to blame society and not her own failings as a person for all that is wrong with her life.
Commonly spotted in amongst free cheese lines at major welfare hand out shelters.
Did you do a DFM today?
No, I worked for my cheese today.
by popular girls November 20, 2003
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DAMN jenna must have DFM .. shes prude as hell.
by Barb Butch June 1, 2011
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