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I don't like Mondays

The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down
The Telex machine is kept so clean
And it types to a waiting world
Her mother feels so shocked, father's world is rocked
And their thoughts turn to their own little girl
Sweet sixteen, ain't that peachy keen
Now it ain't so neat to admit defeat
They can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reasons do you need, oh oh oh oh?
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down
Down, down, shoot it all down
And all the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with the toys a while
And school's out early and soon we be learning
And the lesson today is how to die
And then the bullhorn crackles and the captain tackles
With the problems and the hows and whys
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die, die, oh oh oh?
The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like
I don't like
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like
I don't like
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down
by WorseThanHitler March 22, 2021
mugGet the I don't like Mondaysmug.

Out of Touch

A person that is completely delusional and out of touch with reality.

Take a look around you, almost everybody is delusional and cannot see the future. Some won’t even have children, so they will not be able to pass down their genetics or be remembered by future generations.

Most of you people in society won’t even bear relevant offspring to be around in about 40,000 years into the future, if mankind even manages to survive that long anyway.
Most left wingers are completely out of touch.
by WorseThanHitler June 5, 2021
mugGet the Out of Touchmug.

Im dumb

I ate some Lays potato chips. I’ll never lose weight :(
by WorseThanHitler November 21, 2020
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ISTP

A sociopathic personality type in MBTI. I’m an INTJ and they are the type that I have had the worst luck/experiences with. I don’t like ISTP’s, They are all scumbags and I have no use for them. Their existence is very superficial and mundane. They are very trashy people and are extremely unsophisticated and unrefined. ISTP’s are selfish bottom-feeders and opportunistic people. It’s no wonder that extremely unhealthy ones are slapped with Antisocial personality disorder. (psychopath)

The best way to deal with an ISTP is to say “Fuck off you weirdo”. They are quite prone to pestering aloof INTJ’s like me who are aloof and uninterested, and whom most definitely doesn’t give a crap about them.
The ISTP is a very trashy and useless personality type. I don’t like them.
by WorseThanHitler April 29, 2021
mugGet the ISTPmug.

Head trophy

The act of killing an opponent for sport and taking their head as trophy. Detaching it from the torso. See: headhunting
Most Slavic cultures and other East Europeans practiced barbaric acts like headhunting and keeping a Head trophy until the early 20th century.
by WorseThanHitler November 25, 2020
mugGet the Head trophymug.

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