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On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.

To be on the train means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.

Related: To be on the train /To be on the desperation train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train.
- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
by a66spam February 01, 2014
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you


person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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(1) What old people say in lieu of "Off the Chain!"
(2) Slang for a sweet ass putter
(1) father - "That Justin Bieber is off the train!"
son - I think you mean "off the chain".

(2) I have a motha-fuckin Scotty Cameron, it's off the train!
by C-Bo@ April 15, 2010
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