Faux job

When a girl falls asleep with her head on a guy's lap and people see it wrong and think he was getting a blow job, and the guy doesn't correct them.

Hey man, you remember when Matt got a blow job from Krystal? That was a faux job, she was asleep.

Faux job by vizkiz May 11, 2014

on the job 

Taking part in the act of sexual intercourse. In other words, the time that a man or woman spend stabbing, plunging the pink, or laying pipe.

Dude, see that 250-pound beach whale bitch sitting over there at the food court eating a Super-sized triple cheeseburger meal with a chocolate shake and four of those nasty-ass apple pies? I wonder what she looks like "on the job?"

on the job by PPabs September 21, 2003

toe job 

when a girl fucks a guy with her camle toe only.

she slid her pussy lips on my cock til' I blew!

toe job by right-o February 5, 2005

Italian Job 

when you dip your cock in marinara sauce and your girl gives you a blow job. (The use of parmesan cheese is optional.)

Last night my girl and I had lasagna for dinner and afterwords she was still hungry so she gave me an Italian Job.

Italian Job by Gabe & Mickey July 18, 2006

Flare Job 

when one person inhales(through the nose) from another person's nose

i went in for a kiss but she ended up giving me a flare job

Flare Job by %@(# June 27, 2006

cock job

of or relating to having two penises (cocks) rubbed against one's own cock in order to create a climactic effect.

when three men want to participate in sexual intercourse with one another they may use the cock job for sexual stimulation.

cock job by fredrick von metternich March 14, 2009

Bloat Job

This is the amount of padding, or additional, sometimes fictional information your resume is going to need in order to find a new job.

Man, I am applying for the ad asst job, but I am going to have to give my resume a "bloat job" in order to impress this guy.

Bloat Job by inkmarqued March 28, 2009