twittermance

when 2 people show their love for one another by tweeting each other on twitter

john mayer and ke$ha are both sparking a twittermance

'Dear Ke$ha, you have won me over with your tricks and charms,' Mayer tweets.

by TiTyRon March 2, 2010

twatter

A twitter update given by an ObGyn to inform his staff of his status.

Dr. Scott twattered that he was off call in hopes that he would have a quiet anniversary dinner with his wife

by deerex December 2, 2009

mister twister

If you are a guy, something much worse than a tornado.

That little twinkleberry gave his best friend a mister twister.

by Guido1 March 11, 2008

Mongolian twister

When you wake up from a heavy night of drink and find out that your friends thought it would be funny to put a coffe grinder on your dick.

Holy shit i just got a Mongolian Twister. Wheres my cock?

by Improper Name July 20, 2009

twister

to break someones neck.

let's play twister

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Twitterpating

to twitterpate; meaning to check your twitter account. Also refering to changing your twitter status frequently

"I'm Twitterpating right now!!!For fuck sake!!! Leave me BE! LOLZ"

by Neil-perkins April 7, 2009

twitterpated

Being obessed with twitting every thought on Twitter

"Obama needs to stop being so twitterpated."

by tigers4u April 19, 2010