crankstipated

The feeling and outward emotion of being cranky due to constipation.

John was terribly crankstipated until he took a dump, relieved his constipation and his crankiness went away.

by Spaulding Smails January 15, 2025

cranialretinlectomy

Surgically removing ones head from their ass

When I'm done with you, you'll need a cranialretinlectomy!!

by Invisablesloth January 23, 2025

Cranberry Pie Cramming

You shove cranberrys into a girl's pussy until you can't fit anymore when shes on her period (for the extra sauce) and then add your homemade whipped cream (your delicious creamy semen) and it eat it out like its cranberry pie.

"Ts (this) cranberry pie cramming method works so well for my pies..."

by seachips January 24, 2025

Cranberry clapper

Having rough oral sex with a person who has streptococcus with the hopes this will cure it , the mans penis hits the uvula of the receiving person over and over again resulting in the sound of cranberries getting squished and smacked repeatedly

Hey wanna play cranberry clapper?

by Monsterhuntr499 January 28, 2025

Crandom

A word that means some that is absolutely an absurd and unpredictable at the same time. It's crandom, both crazy and random.

Simon was so high on mushrooms that everything was crandom.

by DavoDuck January 31, 2025

cranial void

when a person is EXTREMELY dumb and has no idea of what is happening around them.

Doc: sir, what is two plus two
patient: ................
Doc: just as I expected, he has cranial void

by stinkycumsock February 1, 2025

crankin my hog

When you rev ur strait piped screamin hog down the innerstate makin librols angry.

Ive gone 3 days without crankin my hog and im itchin

by ElvizP February 2, 2025