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The paranormal board of 4chan, alternatively spelled /x]. moderately popular, Usually filled with people who think they're vampires, some religious shitstorms, stale creepypasta, constant raids by 4 or 5 /b/tards who think It's awesome that they can spam on such a fast moving board(/sarcasm), and weeabo faggots who really believe a katana and their SUPER SAMURAI SKILLZ will keep hordes of zombies at bay for more than 10 seconds before they die of exhaustion, and more importantly, being ingested by said zombies. But never any mods AMIRITE?!?!

There are meme's made popular here, like WHO WAS PHONE or ZALGO or Lovecraftian works such as CTHULHU or bri/x/ shitting pictures or smile.jpg, and you should always check the image type before clicking, as it is a good habit to beware of opening a gif. Many refer to the board as /x]-paranoia, for good reason. It should also be noted that z-day is any true /x/philes wet dream come true.

But occasionally there are some decent, interesting threads about reality/the universe/aliens/conspiracy/cryptozoology/metaphysics/zombies/(super)natural mysteries and/or fresh creepypasta will spring up to make you shit bri/x/. And it's ok when that happens, because you weren't planning on getting any sleep tonight anyway, right?
I just read a wikipedia article referenced by /x] about russian hikers who died mysteriously and I have to ask...
Who the fuck was phone?!?!

/x/philes are more than certain that we are not alone on this planet, and there is most likely SOMETHING hiding in the ocean that would make any normal person move to the mountains.
/x/ by Uber Dudditz April 7, 2009
A combination of ;) and :x, but used mainly by people who are too lazy to hit the shift key. The lips are sealed, and it's winking conspicously, as saying that it will not speak.
<girl 1> seriously, tell me who you have a crush on!!
<girl 2> never! ;x

OR:

<girlfriend> come on! which slut were you cheating on me with?!
<boyfriend> I can't tell you! She's pregnant! ;x
;x by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
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4chan's paranormal board.
Ultimate source for the unexplainable
Anonymous: Hey /x/philers, check this out. You'll shit bri/x/
/x/ by Jay S April 7, 2007
emoticon depicting kiss and hug
I'll miss u......Miss u 2 :-*X
:-*X by Papayt December 31, 2011
look at it side ways. It means angry annoyed face
x-/
x-/ by sunshinerainbowbrat October 31, 2009
An emoticon used to represent the Volkswagen logo.
I drive a (\X/) Golf TDi...it's not a rocket but I get 50 mpg!
(\X/) by VooDooXII September 13, 2006
Sad version of x) typically used when your evil plan don't work properly..Or that you're just sad...
Guys 1:Hey dude,bad news..You just lost the game...(So you just did too x) )

Guys 2:Dammit! I lasted 5 days without losing! x(

OR!!

Guys 1:Hey,bad news..I caught you stealing in my house..I'm going to kill you!

Guys 2: x( *Take his gun* I'm ready bring it on!
x( by Anonymus xD October 17, 2008