Definitions by Alanax0rz
omgz
A spin of "oh my god" or "oh my gosh" with a z on the end, mostly used by illiterate chicks who type only netspeak and sticky caps.
slutstick
An insult, derogatory to very skinny females who dress revealingly and talk in a whorish manner. One who is a slut and looks like a stick.
yes'm
A shortened version of yes ma'am, much like yessum, though it's even shorter than that. Used by them lazy folk who dang can nay type no good.
<person 1> I want you to fry the vegetables, clean the pantry, and shave your god damn balls.
<person 2> Yes'm.
<person 2> Yes'm.
lzozlz
Used by illiterate people who type too fast, have cobwebs on their delete key, and smash their head on the keyboard in order to form coherant sentences, lzolz is much like lolz, which is a form of lol, which stands for laughing out loud.
liek omgz
The liek comes from a misspelling of like, while the omgz comes from a weird z-addition of omg which stands for oh my god or oh my gosh. Usually used by people who slam their heads on the keyboard and cannot spell for shit, e.g. valleygirls, preppy people who type in sticky caps, or 12-year-olds.