15 definitions by Alanax0rz

An exclamation of horror and shock, negatively looking at an outcome.
<kid 1> I beat up your little brother, stole his lunch money, and hung him by his neck over a fiery pit of doom.
<kid 2> Oh no!
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
<child> MOMMIE I WANT CABBAGE PATCH KIDS!!1!!
<mother> Forty dollars, what the hell?!
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
1337 for TIT.
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by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
Much like shithead or poohead, this is a more childish way to say it, before they realised that they wouldn't get banished to the underworld for swearing. Or saying "poo".
<mother> CLEAN YOUR ROOM, JIMMY!
<jimmy> shut up, you doodoohead!
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
Used by illiterate people who type too fast, have cobwebs on their delete key, and smash their head on the keyboard in order to form coherant sentences, lzolz is much like lolz, which is a form of lol, which stands for laughing out loud.
omgogogmgogoggkso i was lieke tolaltlyl shopoplifitign otday!!1111121 lzozlz omfgmzz i am os ocoll!111
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
A shortened version of yes ma'am, much like yessum, though it's even shorter than that. Used by them lazy folk who dang can nay type no good.
<person 1> I want you to fry the vegetables, clean the pantry, and shave your god damn balls.
<person 2> Yes'm.
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
A spin of "oh my god" or "oh my gosh" with a z on the end, mostly used by illiterate chicks who type only netspeak and sticky caps.
<girl 1>OmGz K sOoOo i InViEtEd BrEnDoN oVa 2 Mi HiZzOuZe N hE gAwT mEh PrEgGiEzZ!!11
<girl 2>OmGzZz!!1!!!!!!!!!!
<girl 1>i NoOo
<girl 2>u KaNt GeT pReGzZ daT mEeNz U WiLL b FaTt eWwWwwWwz
<girl 1>OmGz!!111 i MuZt AsK mOmMiE 4 a AbOrShUn
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004