by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
A combination of ;) and :x, but used mainly by people who are too lazy to hit the shift key. The lips are sealed, and it's winking conspicously, as saying that it will not speak.
<girl 1> seriously, tell me who you have a crush on!!
<girl 2> never! ;x
OR:
<girlfriend> come on! which slut were you cheating on me with?!
<boyfriend> I can't tell you! She's pregnant! ;x
<girl 2> never! ;x
OR:
<girlfriend> come on! which slut were you cheating on me with?!
<boyfriend> I can't tell you! She's pregnant! ;x
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
Much like oh my god, or the shortened form omg, oh my gosh can also be condensed into omg, and thus people will have no idea whether you are talking about god or gosh. However, angry Christians who hate to use the Lord's name in vain, usually type oh my gosh online, rather than oh my god.
<illiterate girl> omg u no dat movei wiff ashtin kosher???
<jew> i like kosher food.
<christian> do you dare say the lord's name in vain!?!?!?!?
<illiterate girl> no omg sry plz
<athiest> maybe she said oh my gosh.
<christian> b-b-but it may have been the other one...
<athiest> oh my god, you mean?
<christian> YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!!!
<athiest> I don't believe in Hell.
<christian> ....
<illiterate girl> omgz u loserz lolz
<jew> i like kosher food.
<christian> do you dare say the lord's name in vain!?!?!?!?
<illiterate girl> no omg sry plz
<athiest> maybe she said oh my gosh.
<christian> b-b-but it may have been the other one...
<athiest> oh my god, you mean?
<christian> YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!!!
<athiest> I don't believe in Hell.
<christian> ....
<illiterate girl> omgz u loserz lolz
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
x0rz is a suffix of words or names.
For instance:
Ann --> annx0rz
Habbo --> habbx0rz
AIM --> aimx0rz
fuck --> fux0rz
suck --> sux0rz
rock --> rox0rz
and so on. Other letters can be replaced into 1337, 1F j00 |/\|15|-|.
For instance:
Ann --> annx0rz
Habbo --> habbx0rz
AIM --> aimx0rz
fuck --> fux0rz
suck --> sux0rz
rock --> rox0rz
and so on. Other letters can be replaced into 1337, 1F j00 |/\|15|-|.
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
A shortened version of yes ma'am, much like yessum, though it's even shorter than that. Used by them lazy folk who dang can nay type no good.
<person 1> I want you to fry the vegetables, clean the pantry, and shave your god damn balls.
<person 2> Yes'm.
<person 2> Yes'm.
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004