x0rz

x0rz is a suffix of words or names.

For instance:

Ann --> annx0rz
Habbo --> habbx0rz
AIM --> aimx0rz
fuck --> fux0rz
suck --> sux0rz
rock --> rox0rz

and so on. Other letters can be replaced into 1337, 1F j00 |/\|15|-|.
d00dx0rz y0 m0mx0rz is li3k teh sux0rz, y0u fux0rz.
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
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yes'm

A shortened version of yes ma'am, much like yessum, though it's even shorter than that. Used by them lazy folk who dang can nay type no good.
<person 1> I want you to fry the vegetables, clean the pantry, and shave your god damn balls.
<person 2> Yes'm.
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
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717

1337 for TIT.
50 1 84N9x0r3d 7h15 CH1x0rZ 14z7 N19H7, d00dx0rz h3|2 717z w3|23 90|)1Y!!!!
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cabbage patch kids

<child> MOMMIE I WANT CABBAGE PATCH KIDS!!1!!
<mother> Forty dollars, what the hell?!
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
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18

Eighteen, as in the number 18. Before 19, after 17.
<Person 1> I turned 18 today!
<Person 2> You're 81, moron.
<Person 1> Sorry typo :( *hacks up spit*
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
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oh no

An exclamation of horror and shock, negatively looking at an outcome.
<kid 1> I beat up your little brother, stole his lunch money, and hung him by his neck over a fiery pit of doom.
<kid 2> Oh no!
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lzozlz

Used by illiterate people who type too fast, have cobwebs on their delete key, and smash their head on the keyboard in order to form coherant sentences, lzolz is much like lolz, which is a form of lol, which stands for laughing out loud.
omgogogmgogoggkso i was lieke tolaltlyl shopoplifitign otday!!1111121 lzozlz omfgmzz i am os ocoll!111
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
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