Gay Willie

When you have sex with another man dressed like a stranded islander and during sex you headbutt him and he kicks you out of the house.

Frank: I can't believe that guy pulled a Gay Willie on me last night.
Dan: What did you do to him?
Frank: I kicked him out of the house!

by TheGote September 6, 2012

Peter-wille

A guy who is awfully annoying and passive aggressive. He thinks he is a know-it-all but he actually just sucks. He is hard to deal with and is better off alone. He might have some good qualities but no one will believe that, because he is the worst. You know you are around a Peter-Wille when the sky turns grey because he sucks the energy out of the room.

PLUS HE HAS A MICROPENIS.

Peter-wille is in the room
OH NO

by peterwille November 7, 2022

wet willie

someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.

john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will

by JaCk Is ZeStY May 3, 2023

Australian Wet Willie

The act of sticking both index fingers into a woman's vagina, then when she is not looking shoving them into her ears and using them as handles to receive oral sex.

Jim:dude, why is Sarah so pissed at you?

Bob:Well, I fingered her and when she wasn't looking I gave her an Australian Wet Willie!

Jim:Nice!

*High Five*

by Mr. Bootylicious December 19, 2013

Wilson County willies

Disease obtained from eating peanuts that cause an exposed person to become addicted to meth and loss off moral compass. Also known as floresville fever.

He quit his job because he came down with Wilson County willies

by Windcrest warrior May 31, 2023

boxcar willie

The act of sexual intercourse on a train.

The trainride was boring, til my girlfriend and I did the boxcar willie in the dining car.

by ezcccc May 17, 2010

Willie Pete

White Phosphorous

Willie Pete sure tastes swell!

by Johnny Manwhore February 22, 2004