twitter

The legal form of stalking another human being with out penalty.

Following a celebrity reading every piece of information they expose to the world on their twitter page.

by Captain Jackass April 23, 2011

twitter

social media platform for sex offenders

jesus fucking christ twitter is a cesspool

by zanek111 November 11, 2020

Twitter

Twitter is a "social" media website that, although claiming to be pro free speech, is mostly filled with alt left and alt right trolls. Founded in 2004, Twitter became a breeding ground for the two party establishment, filled with far left trolls ready to cancel out other users and far right trolls bragging about how "superior" the white race is(really, it isn't).

Twitter is part of the big social media alliance, a group of anti libertarian, anti free speech,and anti free will social media websites.

DON'T USE TWITTER!

by Libertypedia May 22, 2023

twitter

the social media platform where all the shit goes down...

twitter's full of drama, you log on, see the first tweet, and you close the app

by Asian_girl August 1, 2020

Twitter

Trump's only toy/weapon that wasn't taken away by his parents, but by Twitter mods. This happened after the D.C. riot.

Yooo those Twitter mods banned Trump!

by fc2078 January 19, 2021

Twitter

Twitter is a social media network where users creat accounts to post things like buisness information, personal matters, and sports updates... Not drama.

I love twitter

by Trey vogt July 27, 2016

twitter

noun. anatomy. The area located directly between the "twat" and the "shitter". Formerly known as "taint".

twitter is the new taint.

by icrackmeup August 12, 2011