slapsteamer

when u take a huge shit into a sock,a bag,or andthing that will hold a huge load. tie the sock/bag off swing it around your head like an old fashion sling shot, go slap some one in the face with ur steaming load

-charles took a huge steamy load into his sock and ran up to his buddy chester and slaped him in the face with it

-i ran up to that cop and gave him a slapsteamer

by mmmfood08 April 4, 2006

sepsisface

The politically correct term for a male "butterface." Everything looks good on him, 'xepts his (sepsis) face.

Becky, look at those abs! Too bad he's got a bad case of sepsisface!

by kitty_bee April 24, 2010

3 sleeps till christmas

One of the hardest to define slang terms from Oz. It's associatted with moderately heavy, heavy and/or the over the top use of stimulants or amphetamines such as ice. Humourously used to describe to someone about your state of mind in combination with the amount of days in a row you have been without sleep, and the estimated days you expect to continue being awake and used in the same vien also, when lightheartedly stirring somebody else up who is also obviously - via thier actions, in the same condition. It's comedic value is derived from the fact, that when said, being most likey many months, or at least weeks and weeks away from christmas day, that in fact only 3 actual occurrences of a good nights sleep are likely to occur before that holiest of holiest days arrives. It's like saying that on a busy day at the carpark of a shopping centre, that "millions" of cars were parked all over the place, making it a pain to get out of there in any decent amount of time, when there may have been actualy 50.

guy walks into a club, his friends noticing the eyeballs and fidgetyness, combined with his uncanny savvyness, dash and the ability to see and understand the secrets of the universe. He walks up to his group of buddys and proclaims " 3 sleeps till christmas" while smiling, showing the sparkle of light shining from his teeth like in the cartoons, and shouts all his pals thier favourite beverage.

or

the same guy walks into the same club, looking a little like henry munster, glazed eyes, not realy sure if the name on his drivers licence and the associatted picture, is actually him, muttering something along the lines of " i am woman hear me roar" has all his pals racing over to see who can be the first to overwhelm and bedazzle him with the saying, all very likely in fits of hysterics at just how out of it, thier not so fine weathered friend is. They'd probably immediately also mention, that he's been here for hours and "that he somehow has got out of paying for his last two shouts of drinks and to please go to the bar, all just wanting the usual"

by jamie_ledge November 9, 2008

sleds

An apparatus for riding down a snowy hill, but better known in the streets as a crotch rocket, sport bike, or ninja motorcycle

"Yo we takin da Hummer to da club?"
"Nah dogg, lets ride out on da sleds!"

by whitechocolate December 27, 2004

slaps

Stickers containg grafitti or any personal kind of tag.

Yo man check out thaose slaps on the dumpster!

by g000oo00gle bob February 7, 2007

slept

past tense of sleep

It's like this officer, moms came in my room asking for the rent and I slept her

by Clancy October 6, 2003

slept with a wet fish

When all of a sudden you realize something terrible has happened to you, it feels like being slapped in the face with a wet fish. In instances where you gain this insight right after waking up, you have obviously 'slept with a wet fish' only to realize what a fool you've been after you wake up.

When I woke up and realized those conmen had tricked me out of a lot of dough last night, I really knew I had slept with a wet fish all night long!

by E-go-go January 30, 2009