Sleds

A pair of dress loafers typically worn by men and women financiers.

Wearing my lucky Gucci sleds to seal this M&A deal.

by LeveredUp February 1, 2018

sleds

An apparatus for riding down a snowy hill, but better known in the streets as a crotch rocket, sport bike, or ninja motorcycle

"Yo we takin da Hummer to da club?"
"Nah dogg, lets ride out on da sleds!"

by whitechocolate December 27, 2004

Sleds

Two people getting head on the p00per.

We were both getting sleds

by 360 botty eater April 16, 2019

Deal Sleds

A douchey reference to horsebit loafers regarded for their legendary powers to "close the deal" with any drunk female. Primarily used in reference to Gucci branded loafers.

I was walking into The Guards and a girl stepped on my deal sleds.

by dukboki January 29, 2010

anal sleds

A highly infectious STI (STD). It is a viral STI, so it cannot be cured with antibiotics. Anal sleds are transmitted through acts of anal sex, or sodomy.
This STI is not, in fact, proven to be in existence, and is not acknowledged by the Catholic Church, but is a phrase commonly used in southern california to identify those who engage in acts of butt-piracy.

Bob: hey, do you see those three over there eating lunch? I hear they all have anal sleds.
George: What?! Both guys and the girl? You mean, they all got anal sleds from each other?
Bob: Yeah. It's pretty nasty. I hear they have it in an advanced stage, too.

by anal sleds June 2, 2010

Rotten Sled

One time when I was a much younger gosling in my 20s, I had a mishap with a tampon. It was a light flow tampon, so it was one of the small ones. I had put it in and apparently I was over my cycle so I had completely forgotten about it. About a week later, my boyfriend and I were having sex and a terrible rotten smell was emanating from my vag. It literally smells like something and crawled up there and died. I was super embarrassed, but I knew I had to get to the bottom of it .

Later that night in the shower, I decided to fish around in there to see if I could find anything and lo and behold, I found a string. When I pulled it out… VOILA! ROTTEN SLED! I gaged so hard on the putrid cotton, it literally looked like a piece of rotting flesh, but the bottom was still a little bit white... like a sled covered in snow

Next time someone makes me angry, I'm going to sneak a rotten sled into their salad.

by Can You Don't? Podcast January 31, 2023

behind the seeds

Being high in disney world
Origin: myth that pot is grown in the disney greenhouses which can be seen during the "Behind the Seeds Tour"

Lauren was behind the seeds at Cinderella's castle.

by USA2013 November 30, 2013