shot shocked

The rigid pose an individual assumes after being ejaculated on.

“Allie was super shot shocked after I busted my nut all over her last night.”

by macsam98 June 2, 2021

southpaw shocker

The act of doing the Shocker during sex but instead of your hand you use your big toe and your pinky toe

Broke my hand last week while skating so now I have to hit her with the Southpaw Shocker

by Southpaw Sipper June 17, 2021

Mom Socket

Simply put, a vagina.

Hey Doug, I went to the zoo with Carol’s kids Saturday and after we put them down to bed I got waist deep in her mom socket. We fucked until the sun came up.

by Poonfarm Inc. December 4, 2021

German Shocker

It’s the shocker but a step further. 2 fingers in the pink (pussy) and 1 in the stink (asshole) one proceeds to take the finger that was in the asshole and wipe the dingle berries or shit stain over their lip giving the Adolfo hitler or dirty sanchez impression.

“Last night during fore play I hit my girlfriend with the German shocker. She was surprised when she looked up and saw Adolf Shitler.”

by Sexy pair February 5, 2022

Russian Fuck-socket

The sexual toy made of a severed bear hand with no skin. It's intended purpose is to scratch your insides by twisting the toy like a socket wrench.

"Dude! Lisa totally took the Russian Fuck-socket, last night. Her anus was dripping blood."

by FatFucker27 October 20, 2021

Pulling a Shockely

Giving a guy who you are not in a relationship with head in the woods.

Ra-Qui-Qui: Ooh girl, I just gave Tairone head.

Yolanda: OMG! Are you even together?

Ra-Qui-Qui: Nah girl, we were just in the woods haning out and I just decided to do the dirty!

Yolanda: Girl! You just pulled a shockely!



The act of "pulling a shockely".

by dookiebuthole January 11, 2009

Double Dutch Socket

Two balls + two eye sockets = double dutch sockets.

That bastard double dutch socketed me and I got a hair in my eye!

by The Double Dutch Socketer September 21, 2009