a man who believes that homosexual tendencies automatically make him an authority on fashion, hair, and/or interior decorating; any man on tv wearing a pink shirt; a man on 'news' shows who's only job is to lisp endlessly about "THOSE shoes with THAT dress?"
by blurg May 12, 2008
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Abyss: Yo fash wanna go pk 44s or mb?
Profash: get a tber
Abyss: Jandd get on tbs retard
Jandd: Ok!
Profash: Mass world 91 mb, bring tradeoffs so we can Anaplasmosis the enemy in Bacterial vaginosis time.
Abyss: ???
Jandd: i tbed for alex6694 old wild kid...
Profash: get a tber
Abyss: Jandd get on tbs retard
Jandd: Ok!
Profash: Mass world 91 mb, bring tradeoffs so we can Anaplasmosis the enemy in Bacterial vaginosis time.
Abyss: ???
Jandd: i tbed for alex6694 old wild kid...
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Professors are self-proclaimed intellectuals who are failures in the professional world.
While the supposed job description of a professor entails teaching, in actuality most professors know absolutely nothing about teaching. However, many professors will not hesitate to take a student's tuition money, not teach him anything, and then test him on what he was never taught.
The other main activity of a professor is embezzling money (that could have been spent on useful things) for their own "research". Usually, this "research" involves topics that nobody outside of academia will ever care about or find a practical application for.
Take solace in the fact that your professors earn a miserable salary in proportion to the level of education they have attained.
While the supposed job description of a professor entails teaching, in actuality most professors know absolutely nothing about teaching. However, many professors will not hesitate to take a student's tuition money, not teach him anything, and then test him on what he was never taught.
The other main activity of a professor is embezzling money (that could have been spent on useful things) for their own "research". Usually, this "research" involves topics that nobody outside of academia will ever care about or find a practical application for.
Take solace in the fact that your professors earn a miserable salary in proportion to the level of education they have attained.
Professor Jones appropriated $100,000 to research if the poor performance of his class was due to his own incompetence. The results were inconclusive.
by Mr. Leung January 5, 2009
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by Jason Malone January 20, 2009
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Allen: I know, what a douche.
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by Petard the Retard October 12, 2009
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Dude! That bitch is such a professional meat handler I bet she's got the gag reflex of a blow up doll.
Dude! Dude she's such a professional meat handler I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean!
by Attica1979 October 7, 2007
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some professional posters are paid by the forum owner to bring traffic to the website. others simply post for attention.
professional posters usually works for low wages, have drinking or drug problem, frequent craigslist for male and/or female companions.
a professional poster is also a power poster.
some professional posters are paid by the forum owner to bring traffic to the website. others simply post for attention.
professional posters usually works for low wages, have drinking or drug problem, frequent craigslist for male and/or female companions.
a professional poster is also a power poster.
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