Packing Heaters

When someone has an absolutely gigantic ass. Potentially this person could be less good looking than the average individual however they are well endowed.

Goddamn! I had no idea Natalie was packing heaters.

by RatchetSoebuck December 29, 2019

Packing the musket

The act of having anal sex while the other party is constipated.

Dumb thick Karen was constipated for 3 days so i had no other choice but to started packing the musket.

by jimlahey_securingthabag January 3, 2020

Packing for Utah

Macking on some girl in her bedroom

Sorry I can’t hang out today, I’m packing for Utah.

by Weeniepeenie June 13, 2020

packing lips

Packing lips is when you get lip injections, like the people in Jersey Shore

Those Jersey Shore people are really packing lips. WTF?

by LewsCorner October 8, 2020

packing the turkey

Fingering someone.

Not quite stuffing the turkey (having sex). But in the ball park.

I was packing the turkey with Mia last night at a party.

by Baby Merz October 13, 2020

Packing Chi

Packing chi is an ancient method of holding in your load for a week or longer. Ancient study’s have proven that if you pack your chi in for longer than a year you may find enlightenment and gain the power of telekinesis. There are even story’s of wizards who packed chi for century’s bearing the gift of eternal life.

“Be careful, packing chi will produce powers unknown to modern man. Only few last longer than a month.” Said the wizard.

by Godofchi January 2, 2021

Packing Slut

An individual who works in a warehouse environment in the packing department and uses their time to find as many people in the warehouse to sleep with. This is usually due to their less then steller upbringing, lack of self respect, or lack of personality.

Tom: Hey Bill, what does your warehouse job have to offer?
Bill: We have an excellent 401 K and a great amount of packing sluts!

by Aihsile1 January 13, 2021