offense

What your local sports team sucks at.

Dude, I can't believe the Cardinals threw another interception. Their offense sucks ass.

by alcifer December 10, 2019

offentic

A subtle insult disguised as a genuine compliment.

I find it offentic when people say... I like your dress. It’s really flows well with your body curves.

by iconnecttator March 7, 2020

offensive gg

When you say gg to your opponent when you know you have it won, but before the game is over. The earlier you say it, the more offensive it is.

Steve: Damn, people were really going in on XxNoobSlayerxX in the post-game thread.
Mike: He deserved it after dropping the offensive gg and then losing.

by Delta 2777 October 9, 2020

Offendant

A person that is closer than an associate or acquaintance but not yet a friend; that would be offended upon finding out you did not refer to them as your friend when speaking about them to others.

Joe is not my friend, he is my offendant. I don’t actually consider him to be at the level of a friend yet, but he is definitely more than an acquaintance.

by Squirtsmith January 4, 2023

cakeable offence

When not living up to the more or less formalized agreements for collaboration within a collaborating group, thereby causing some small amount of pain for all collaborators. The implied penance is buying or baking cake or similar goodies for the entire group.

In software: a cakeable offence could be committing a breaking change, causing tests not to pass, or projects not to compile

by Cakeboy February 10, 2014

Nick Offer-Mania

(noun) The cultural movement of euphoric excitement and appreciation involving the actor Nick Offerman, of Parks and Rec.

My Nick Offer-Mania flared up again after he was interviewed on Conan.

by gibroni November 4, 2014

Fry Offer

Offering a person an item or a favor without the actual intention of following through.

Me: "Hey, you can have a french fry if you want."
Her: "Thanks for the fry offer. Sure, I'll take some."
Me: "Oh... really? Err... okay... I guess..."

by Jordashian March 21, 2015