Offendant

A person that is closer than an associate or acquaintance but not yet a friend; that would be offended upon finding out you did not refer to them as your friend when speaking about them to others.

Joe is not my friend, he is my offendant. I don’t actually consider him to be at the level of a friend yet, but he is definitely more than an acquaintance.

Offendant by Squirtsmith January 4, 2023

Offendotron 

Person/people offended by anything however innocuous inc. jokes and squirrels

"Oooh what an adorable baby, is it a boy or a girl?"
Offendotron: "Why are you asking?! That's so transphobic" #blocked

"I love Nuts in May"
Offendotron:"WHAT?! Why do nuts get preferable treatment for a whole month?? Misogynist" #blocked and #reported

Offendotron by V-Minx December 22, 2014

Offendinista 

"Woke Olympics" achievement winner. The 'Wokest' of them all.

A person that wakes up every morning looking for something to be upset about. Something to run around with their hair on fire, screaming in a temper tantrum and demanding that it be changed, simply because they deem it needs to be changed. Akin to: The Offendinista Diaper.

What is Karen so upset about?

Nothing. She's practicing for the "Offendinista" award, that's all.

Offendinista by VinDSL July 9, 2020

offenditarian

A portmanteau of "offended" and "humanitarian". It describes someone who has made a lifestyle out of finding deep offense in most any situation. Usually offense is found "on behalf" of other people who represent a definable group that the offenditarian themselves are clearly not a part of.
This is usually to make a display of "solidarity", an important word in the lexicon of offenditarians.
There is a strict hierarchy of human value, with handicapable African American lesbian female gendered womyn taking the top spot, and white cysgendered males being "worth" only 1/16th of the former.
The irony of offenditarianism is that if one becomes offended on behalf of someone higher on the value scale, the person higher up can use that to then become offended by the "patronizing," "colonialist" mindset of the offenditarian.

"Why is that girl running down the street and screaming at the ice cream truck?"
"The driver is wearing all white, a trademark outfit of early 20th Century eugenicists."
"Is the ice cream man a eugenicist?"
"No, but the girl is afraid someone might think he is, she is an offenditarian."

offenditarian by 8mmDevil October 29, 2011

Offendotron 

n. A weak mecha piloted by the perpetually offended. It is fueled by petty outrage diluted by the tears of the pilot.

"Why are people always finding reasons to be offended?"
"They need something to power their offendotron."

Offendotron by TriggeringDisposition August 9, 2016

Offendnist 

A person whom gets offended by almost every word you say. Regardless of the world him/her will make some sort of racial or sexual relation to the word, by this making you a racest or a sexist.

Be carefull what you say around Mike hes an Offendnist. He gets upset and offended by almost every word you say.

John says: Hey Mike your jobs so easy a monkey could do it.

Mike says: You said the word monkey your a racest.

Offendnist by dn85 April 21, 2010

Offendertained

The act of being offended yet entertained.

I am so offendertained at your remarks about my mothers butt!

Offendertained by mrdweeb October 17, 2011