Muppet Reject

A muppet rejected from the muppet show because it was "too ugly".

Matt Martina is the definition of a muppet reject

by Stassirose June 4, 2016

muppet whistle

1.

when a boy or man has big and/or curly hair.

2.

An ugly guy between the ages of 14-18.

3.

something you say or do when you see an ugly guy.

1.

Heather: "whoa! look at that guys hair! he's a muppet!"

2.

Jessica: "that guy wants to dance with me."

Marie: "no way!! he's a muppet!"

3.

Girl 1to Girl 2: "I saw this hideous guy at the club the other night and he asked me to dance, so i had to blow the *muppet whistle*!"

by reinbby June 30, 2011

chug muppet

a sloppy drunk, overweight, hideously ugly woman who cannot stop causing ridiculous amounts of drama online thinking she will never suffer the consequences of her actions...

Hey did you see what that chug muppet Roseann put on her FB status about Brian last night?
Yeah, but she should talk...someone's got camera pics of her giving drunk head to a homeless man after the Journey concert the other night.

by Jimmy from the Ville October 17, 2010

Muppet baby

1. Accepting the term "Muppet" to denote a persons total lack of basic common sense, this logical extension would suggest that, whilst the subject approximates to the qualities and ideals of muppethood, inclusion in the "Muppet" category would require significant mental development.
2. A retarded muppet.

B-Boy, you fucking muppet baby!!

by Mark September 6, 2004

fudge-muppet

when you shit your pants so bad it goes up the back of your shirt

i think i just fudge-muppet

by BIG mac muppet March 14, 2019

muppet nambling

the act of bein a canadian mocking stoned people wit the munchies

gredly stop muppet nambling u ulgy canadian

by Afro Al November 25, 2003

nefarious muppet

An evil muppet possessed by the spirit of the devil that goes on a rampage attempting to kill all good muppets and their creator, GOD.

"Stop trying to kill me you nefarious muppet!"

by Archibald Wednesday January 1, 2005