Muffin Munchies

1).When one feels an intense desire tor performing cunnilingus.

2).When one has a great craving for buttermilk muffins.

1.) Mark: Dude I've got the muffin munchies
Joe: Yeah me too, I could use a blueberry muffin.
Mark: Nah man, I just talked to your sister and she told me that this evening, I could take a bite of her muffin. *makes slurping noise*
Joe:My sister?! I'll choke you asshole.
2.)Oh Boy! I saw a commercial of a peach muffin, and now I've got the muffin munchies!

by aleven12 December 23, 2014

Muffin Sponge

An absorbent pad used to collect any number of bodily fluids excreted from a female.

Oops, I just sneezed and really need to change my muffin sponge.

by Nitewatchin June 21, 2016

muffin plug

a non derogatory less subtle term for a Tampon.

I need to stop at the store to change my muffin plug.

by Larrydaweazel October 13, 2019

Squiggle Muffin

A very cute/adorable person you just want to tackle and squeeze whenever you see them.

He was such a squiggle muffin when I saw him on the street.

I got excited when I saw that Squiggle Muffin walk into the room.

by Applepapplesaucer April 2, 2009

Quaz Muffin

1. meaning a tard, idiot, dumb, stupid, or strangely freckled mammal.

2. a delicious muffin.

1. Man, he got a 1 on his test, what a Quaz Muffin.
2 i just ate a blueberry Quaz Muffin

by seklly January 25, 2011

dud muffin

The opposite of a stud muffin.

That guy is a total dud muffin.

Are you going home with that guy?

Hell no, he's just a dud muffin.

by K8Poo & LZFingers May 30, 2011

thot muffin

The most sluttiest bitch around

Person 1: Yeah I heard she flirts with every guy"
Person 2: "That bitch is a thot muffin"

by lostinsauce November 19, 2016