humphead

originally used when someone acts like a father fucker....
1. insult
2. someone really humps your head
3. when a man humps the girl giving him a blow job at the moment

HEY!!!u mother fucking father fucking humphead piece of shit!!! suck my hairy cock u fucing cuntass father fucker

by Zach September 23, 2004

humpdy dumpdy

somewhat of a doggystyle position but whips and candy canes are involved

that bitch gives the best humpdy dumpdys around!

by bert goo March 20, 2003

humph

A word that can be used in everyday conversations or texts when you dont know what to say.Also can be used when awkward moments come up

I know right she so annoying dont you think so?

humph!!!

by jbgirl February 1, 2009

Kris Humphries

The best basketball player that ever stepped foot on the court. Better than Jordan and Lebron, he joins the ultimate dream team with Ilgauskas, Scalabrine and Newbie.

I just Hump'd the guy on the court yesterday! Kris Humphries is the best.

by Ronald Stevens December 1, 2010

Humpy

A person who has had too much martini and moonwalks and dry humps everything in sight.

Humpy the Ewok
was on TV news one day
It was Halloween with the Star Wars theme
And some guests trying to earn their pay

Humpy the Ewok
hear his story if you can
He just slams a drink, don't know what to think
Then he humps an anchorman

There must've been a mistake
With the Endor diet slip
For right in view of the whole wide world
He just snapped from a single sip.

Oh, Humpy the Ewok
Started pouting in his trance.
He was just being rude, playing with his food
Then he did a little dance.

Humpy the Ewok
Moonwalked for the world to see.
And to top it off, did some pushups
Right on live broadcast TV.

Humpity, hump hump
Humpity, hump hump
Humpy stole the scene.

Humpity, hump hump
Humpity, hump hump
Careful what you see on screen.

Humpity, hump hump
Humpity, hump hump
Humpy stole the scene.

Humpity, hump hump
Humpity, hump hump
Careful what you see on screen.

by ForceCast Viewer #229 December 30, 2009

Humphrey Bogart

When you either knock someone unconscious, or kill them, then take a dump in their mouth so it looks like they're smoking a cigar.

There will be a Humphrey Bogart in the near future for you, young lady.

by TheAngryInch April 20, 2010

humpy bumpy

humpy bumpy is another name for sex

Me n Chris had humpy bumpy last nite at his place his great!!

by MissSexy February 27, 2007