futzin

Goofing around;wasting time

"Quit your futzin around and get in the car so we can leave"

by Kenba May 28, 2006

anus fuzz

The phenomenon in which the threads or material of your undergarments become intertwined within your hair of your ass crack, creating small, dense balls of fuzz. These then fall off when bathing or cleaning the anus, spreading themselves easily around the shower or bathtub. They can also be encountered within unfortunate instances of oral sex.

What the fuck, our shower is so fucking gross, I wish Alex did not have such bad anus fuzz.

Oh man, I gotta get outta these pants, I have major anus fuzz.

Dude, he went down on her, but she had a fuckload of anus fuzz, so he just bounced.

by Lionel Scott November 20, 2006

Fuzz

Police Officers. Cops, coppers, po-po, pigs. I don't know but possibly people started saying it because they stuck to you like fuzz. But that's just my theory. yeah.

dude, ditch the goods, the fuzz look like they're coming this way...

by Kobren June 16, 2006

fuzz pie

Either a unshaven vagina or an anus of men or women.

"Shit bitch, better shave that Fuzz Pie! looks like a wookie screamin for han solo. GRRRRAAAAAARRRRGGHGHG!!!

by Sean July 17, 2003

Funziez

The leading brand of unique lounge-wear providing you an enjoyable, cozy journey into a new world of standing out, instead of blending in.

We will have a blast showing off our Pilot and Corgi onesies at the party next weekend! Let’s wear the matching Funziez jackets, too!

by www.funziez.com August 11, 2020

Damp fuzz

Noun: The moist fuzz and lint from your pocket that accumulates on you phone's screen. This usually only occurs on hot/humid days, because the moisture on the phone screen is usually leg sweat.
Adjective: A very hot day when Damp fuzz could accumulate could be called a damp fuzz day.

Bill: It's really hot today

Johnny: I know, my phone's got Damp fuzz!

Tom: It sure is a Damp fuzz day...

by The Dank One May 31, 2015

fuzz bucket

police station

i got pulled over and they took me to the fuzz bucket

by Zoe McBootyson May 18, 2009