fartanharg

when a fart is so long that it rolls down your pants and skin

guy. wow did you just fartanharg.
girl. yes and it is rolling down my leg.
random gut. WHAT.

by jhat butthole doe February 5, 2018

fartanharg

when a fart rolls down your body

guy. wow did you just fartanharg.
girl. yes it went down my leg.
random guy. WHAAAAT.

by jhat butthole doe February 5, 2018

Fartado's Lady

This is the pinnacle of deceit. It is the lowest possible classification found under the umbrella of the category "Sancho". This is a homewrecking act done by a female. In which, a female participates in any sexual act that involves ejaculation with a male that is taken or in a relationship with a distinct female classification. The key part here is, the male that is chosen to complete this grungeful act with HAS to be taken by a female significant other that is either a hooker, prostitute, escort, or any other classification of female that exchanges sexual acts with a predetermined agreement to receive a monetary settlement for this act. This is the crucial part in order to classify as a Fartado's Lady. It is the most vile and vengeful cheating act known to man. Generally this act is done by a female who is cheating to hurt someone (ex boyfriend, bf, etc). Condoms/protection are strictly forbidden, otherwise that defeats the purpose. And yes, escorts do have significant others.

Oh, No Way! That Mexican girl with the fake rrrrumpa clearly is not afraid to admit she had sex with Jaimas boyfriend! She just took down Jaima's whole client list in one swoop! She went for the dagger! Got someone with the 'ol: Fartado's Lady. Someone must have really pissed her off.

by Da Wordsmiff May 31, 2018

Feetaliser

Its like a fertaliser but instead of using it on plants you use it on women for them to give birth if their pussy is age dried

(Whore)"Doctor! My 'client' left me with a note

:( . What can i do?"
(Doctor (milkman))"Dont worry my love...
I'll use the feetaliser to make ur pussy as moist as the ocean itself"
(Whore) " thank u so much doctor.

Ps: my number is 07888912 in case u want me to make ur nut bust like hiroshima"

by Dr curry January 19, 2019

FARTALIFUS

Another planet far beyond are universe holding all the memes you can think of

One day i will see fartalifus and be proud.

by Gucii flip socks February 1, 2019

Feita

Weeabo foot fetish. AKA Cho'Gath

Raymond loves to feita

by Dawnmyst February 22, 2019

Fartalarm

When you and your chick are dead asleep and a loud fart wakes you up and you start fucking

Dude, last night a fartalarm hooked it up

by chanceymadskillz March 23, 2019