Feetaliser

Its like a fertaliser but instead of using it on plants you use it on women for them to give birth if their pussy is age dried

(Whore)"Doctor! My 'client' left me with a note

:( . What can i do?"
(Doctor (milkman))"Dont worry my love...
I'll use the feetaliser to make ur pussy as moist as the ocean itself"
(Whore) " thank u so much doctor.

Ps: my number is 07888912 in case u want me to make ur nut bust like hiroshima"

Feetaliser by Dr curry January 19, 2019

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foetalised

To be curled up in the fetal position and unable to move, the morning after a massive night out dirnking/dancing/partying.

Holly was unable to talk to Alexe on the phone as she was foetalised from all the RedBull she drank last night.

foetalised by highcaffeinecode September 13, 2012

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Feetaliser • Fertiliser • fetalizer • foetalised

Fertiliser

A capitalism shit to grow fake food

"Sergei, why are you growing turnip in capitalism shit?"
"You mean fertiliser?"

Fertiliser by A Communist Spy April 23, 2019

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fetalizer

A form of fertilizer however made out of aborted fetuses

I am going to use this fetalizer for my garden.

fetalizer by CumCheese June 7, 2023

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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