Feetaliser 

Its like a fertaliser but instead of using it on plants you use it on women for them to give birth if their pussy is age dried

(Whore)"Doctor! My 'client' left me with a note

:( . What can i do?"
(Doctor (milkman))"Dont worry my love...
I'll use the feetaliser to make ur pussy as moist as the ocean itself"
(Whore) " thank u so much doctor.

Ps: my number is 07888912 in case u want me to make ur nut bust like hiroshima"

Feetaliser by Dr curry January 19, 2019

foetalised 

To be curled up in the fetal position and unable to move, the morning after a massive night out dirnking/dancing/partying.

Holly was unable to talk to Alexe on the phone as she was foetalised from all the RedBull she drank last night.

foetalised by highcaffeinecode September 13, 2012

Fertiliser 

A capitalism shit to grow fake food

"Sergei, why are you growing turnip in capitalism shit?"
"You mean fertiliser?"

Fertiliser by A Communist Spy April 23, 2019

fetalizer 

A form of fertilizer however made out of aborted fetuses

I am going to use this fetalizer for my garden.

fetalizer by CumCheese June 7, 2023