Feetaliser

Its like a fertaliser but instead of using it on plants you use it on women for them to give birth if their pussy is age dried

(Whore)"Doctor! My 'client' left me with a note

:( . What can i do?"
(Doctor (milkman))"Dont worry my love...
I'll use the feetaliser to make ur pussy as moist as the ocean itself"
(Whore) " thank u so much doctor.

Ps: my number is 07888912 in case u want me to make ur nut bust like hiroshima"

Feetaliser by Dr curry January 19, 2019

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foetalised

To be curled up in the fetal position and unable to move, the morning after a massive night out dirnking/dancing/partying.

Holly was unable to talk to Alexe on the phone as she was foetalised from all the RedBull she drank last night.

foetalised by highcaffeinecode September 13, 2012

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Feetaliser • Fertiliser • fetalizer • foetalised

Fertiliser

A capitalism shit to grow fake food

"Sergei, why are you growing turnip in capitalism shit?"
"You mean fertiliser?"

Fertiliser by A Communist Spy April 23, 2019

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fetalizer

A form of fertilizer however made out of aborted fetuses

I am going to use this fetalizer for my garden.

fetalizer by CumCheese June 7, 2023

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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