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A fertada 

You're eating a fertada right now...MMMMM
A fertada by name123245456 November 19, 2010
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Discribing someone who is mentally challenged. Another word for retarded.
Magee failed out of high school because she was a fretada.
Fretada by herby Verstanks March 3, 2010
Both a noun an adjective, this is a unique time used in the series "The League" on FX, in lieu of the now politically unacceptable terms "retarded" or "retard."
1) "That guy in the back of the restaurant... Look at him, I think the boy's furtada."-Rodney Ruxin,"The League", Fox FXX which is different BTW from lying-ass Fox "News"

2) "Oh my God! I washed my hands in a Chinatown urinal, and now that furtada Chinese boy in the back of the restaurant is telling everyone! No, I'm forever unclean!" -Rodney Ruxin, ibid

3) "Yo, does that dude look- did he seem- you know...?" "What, furtada? Hell yeah, that poor kid got Down's or something. Almost can't even tell, though, good for him." -personal communication, 2013
Furtada by RichNice September 19, 2013
sometime used southern Irish word used to describe a girl with the body of a Ferrari and the face of a Lada
I know her alright, bit of a ferlada!pity about the face
ferlada by chairbornewarrior February 19, 2005

fortaday 

fortaday for-tuh-day
noun
1. A personal power day; a day when someone feels especially strong, confident, and capable.
2. A recurring biweekly event or check-in; from “fortnight” + “day.”
3. A rare, unusually good day that stands out from the rest.

Origin: A coined blend of “fortnight” or “forté” (meaning strength) and “day.” First used informally in 2025.
Sentences written 1-3 by the definition above.

1. “She crushed her presentation like it was her fortaday.”

2. “Our team meets every other Tuesday for a fortaday review.”

3. “Everything went right today—it’s a total fortaday.”
fortaday by virelle April 23, 2025