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A fertada 

You're eating a fertada right now...MMMMM
A fertada by name123245456 November 19, 2010
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Discribing someone who is mentally challenged. Another word for retarded.
Magee failed out of high school because she was a fretada.
Fretada by herby Verstanks March 3, 2010
Both a noun an adjective, this is a unique time used in the series "The League" on FX, in lieu of the now politically unacceptable terms "retarded" or "retard."
1) "That guy in the back of the restaurant... Look at him, I think the boy's furtada."-Rodney Ruxin,"The League", Fox FXX which is different BTW from lying-ass Fox "News"

2) "Oh my God! I washed my hands in a Chinatown urinal, and now that furtada Chinese boy in the back of the restaurant is telling everyone! No, I'm forever unclean!" -Rodney Ruxin, ibid

3) "Yo, does that dude look- did he seem- you know...?" "What, furtada? Hell yeah, that poor kid got Down's or something. Almost can't even tell, though, good for him." -personal communication, 2013
Furtada by RichNice September 19, 2013
sometime used southern Irish word used to describe a girl with the body of a Ferrari and the face of a Lada
I know her alright, bit of a ferlada!pity about the face
ferlada by chairbornewarrior February 19, 2005

fortaday 

fortaday for-tuh-day
noun
1. A personal power day; a day when someone feels especially strong, confident, and capable.
2. A recurring biweekly event or check-in; from “fortnight” + “day.”
3. A rare, unusually good day that stands out from the rest.

Origin: A coined blend of “fortnight” or “forté” (meaning strength) and “day.” First used informally in 2025.
Sentences written 1-3 by the definition above.

1. “She crushed her presentation like it was her fortaday.”

2. “Our team meets every other Tuesday for a fortaday review.”

3. “Everything went right today—it’s a total fortaday.”
fortaday by virelle April 23, 2025
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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