Fernando Sigmalonso

Fernando Sigmalonso, A man who has claimed the highest of achievements and recognition from Formula One, Women, and Men Alike. He is the man who Started off carrying the entire Aston Martin team on his back in 2023 and continues to be the biggest fear of East Asian lizards and Lewis Hamilton (#TeamLHIntensifies).

C: OMG! Look at that beautiful Spanish driver carrying the Aston Martin Aramco Formula One Team on his back and being a general Chad!

A: Oh!? You must be talking about

Fernando Sigmalonso!

by Thewr1t3r February 3, 2024

Fernando

A dirty Mexican man with a nose that can out sniff Pablo Escobar. He is the type of guy who will tell you he will be there at 7pm and get there by 8:30 because he was too scared to ask his girl if he can go outside.

Oh you on Fernando time!

by Auyeee707 November 22, 2021

Fernando Strikes Again

Similar to a goat rope (plural goat ropes) (slang) A confusing, disorganized situation often attributed to or marked by human error.

Look at that Fernando Strikes Again the environment exploded.

by ilikememes316 June 16, 2022

Fernando

fernando has the most beautiful brown eyes and smile, he lits up a room. he has a beautiful heart but it’s hard to get in there. he’s a simp for annia and she is too lol. he’s the most supporting, caring, weird, loving, unique person you’ll ever meet.

girl: oh who’s annia with

girl 2: probably a fernando

by caca pedo pis March 22, 2021

Fernando Morales-Rangel

A very sexy man. He will whip out the glizzy and give you that sloppy toppy for days. After he will start bouncing on your dick. He has a massive penis and it is always erect. He has 100% in every class and perfect grammar. He has really hairy balls.

Fernando Morales-Rangel is the sexiest man alive I want his glizzy.

by Zach Saidner May 31, 2022

Fernando

A Venezuelan or Mexican kid that’s really funny and hot he knows how to cheer you up. He eats pussy for breakfast lunch and dinner fuck it even a snack.

He will rock your world in every way possible.

He might be a pussy slayer but when he finds the one he’s staying with her.

He is also very funny and caring.

*Girl 1* Omg this rlly cute guy asked me to prom he was so majestic and dreamy I didn’t get his name though ;(

*Girl 2* Dont worry girl he was definitely a Fernando

Example 2

*Omg i lost my virginity to Fernando he may be 5ft 4 but he has 6 extra inches somewhere else*

by Nando964 September 17, 2022

Vimanya fernando

Shes an amazing person who's always kind and fun to be around, shes strong too and knows how to handle herself but most importantly I know how amazing she is although she doesnt see it sometimes ,

Oh look theres a vimanya Fernando in the monkey sanctuary

by kari pakaya November 22, 2021