College cupcake

An overentitled college student that needs a safe space because of a mouse fart. These creatures tend to move to their parents basement after receiving a $60,000 education and being indoctrinated with liberal ideologies . They will end up on welfare after they use up everyone else's money and then whine about being mistreated because they didn't get everything given to them without working for it.

The college cupcake protested the protesting protester.

College cupcake by Turd_Furgason November 23, 2016

Smelled the Cupcake 

1. v. when an individual is preforming fellatio on a man and in withdrawing slightly, unintentionally lets the penis flick out and in continuing the rhythmical sucking receives an jab from the penis head to the nostrils at which point the party receiving the fellatio ejaculates all up in to the other's nasal passages. This can also be done by simply ramming one's penis into the other's nose with one's hand and blowing one's load simultaneously. Derived from instances when someone is eating a cupcake and another says "that cupcake smells excellent" and when the person goes to smell the other hits their hand covering their nose in frosting.

2. Can also be used to describe a fuck up. Used similarly to "screwed the pooch"

You really smelled the cupcake on that one

Smelled the Cupcake by The Frenchman64 March 2, 2011

Cupcake 

A pet name a guy tells his girlfriend to make her feel special.

Chad: Damn Cupcake your so fine!!!
Kiersten : Oh Chad "I WANT TO FUCK YOU NOW"!
Chad : Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Kiersten : Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : YUMMY!!!

Cupcake by SlopNChop December 12, 2016

cupcake 

In sports, especially college football, a very weak opponent.

Guy A: "Dude, did you see Ohio State is 3-0?!"
Guy B: "Yeah, but that's only cause they beat Ohio, Toledo and Southwestern Hawaii State. Three total cupcakes."

cupcake by Red001 September 18, 2011

cupcake 

when someone cups their hand over their ass when they fart and throw the now handheld fart in your face

" yo shut up or ill cupcake you!"
"lol, dude johnny is asleep. should i cupcake him"

cupcake by chunxx December 18, 2008

cupcake season 

The time of the year when nothing but cuddling and sex is going on. Usually when it's cold outside such as Fall and Winter time .

Tom met many girls over the summertime but only one was good enough for cupcake season.

cupcake season by Oasis Ice September 19, 2017

Cupcake 

A cupcake is a person who is sweet on the inside and out. Everything she or he does is adorable and you just want to eat them because they just so adorable.

HARRY STYLES IS A FUCKING CUPCAKE

Cupcake by harrycupcakestyles January 22, 2013