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Vander-Cooked 

When two guys score with the same chick at the same time
Hey Baby, wanna get Vander-Cooked
The bunch of people who believe blindly in their crook master called Dictator Dan
PRGuy is a crooker
Crooker by Abra2000 August 29, 2022

Your goose is cooked 

You are about to suffer consequences; may imply retaliation for offensive behavior.
If you let your rents find your stash, your goose is cooked!

cooked goose 

A penis immediately unusable after masturbation.
"Hi Steve would you like to have sex with me?"

"I would like to but unfortunately I have a cooked goose."
cooked goose by Robbie993 July 25, 2012

poo cooked in pee

Inspired by ceviche, this regional delicacy comes from Mendocino and Humboldt counties, California. The acids in urine slowly cook solid feces, tenderizing and removing fecal pathogens.

As the name suggests, poo is steeped in pee for an extended period of time, until the poo becomes golden-pee-brown in color. Traditionally served with oyster crackers, corn, or pickled ham.
Tonight, we're serving poo cooked in pee!

cooked a pudding

To shit, poop, crap, dump, pinch a loaf, drop deuce, defecated, take a dump, go number 2, do dookie, take a shit, drop a load, drop the kids off at the pool, shart, take the browns to the superbowl, blast a dookie, spray mud, hershey squirts, upper decker, tussle with the toilet, shitting, do a deuce nugget, burn a mule, battling the brown juggernaut, brawl with the bowl, pitch a loaf, do doo doo, juggernaut runs... Usually soft.

This occurs when one has a viral infection, when one is under excessive mental stress, or when one eats too much greasy fast-food.
{John} Dude, what took you so long??
{Bill} I cooked a pudding. :-3

Sorry I was late. I was cooking pudding all morning.

{Jack} Hey, Jill... Wanna mess around?
{Jill} Sure... But give me ten minutes. I have to go cook some pudding first.
cooked a pudding by Dodqe September 24, 2010