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Bitch a crooker
Crooker by Starr Daddy November 13, 2017
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A crooker is a flat, dry baked food typically made with flour. seasonings, such as salt, flowers, sugar, or cheese, may be added to the dough or sprinkled on top before baking. Crackers are often branded as a nutritious and having a crisp or chewy texture. and is a small sweet round and flat cake
Person1: have you tried a Crooker?
Person2: no why?
person1: there really good!
Crooker by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021

snab crooker 

crab snooker - to play snooker using live crabs and a pole.
He played snab crooker and was ecstatic!

the crookedest street in the World 

Lombard St. in San Francisco, California, USA. It's a 1~way downhill steep street with many switchbacks, is lined by several homes, the speed limit is 5 MPH & it goes from Van Ness to Leavenworth. The views are outstanding!
You won't believe this but I accidentally drove down the crookedest street in the World & didn't find out it was that street until a month later! I swore I'd never drive it again but a week later I did. The views are phenomenal.

Crooked Serbian 

When you're fingering a girl and break your finger inside of her.
"Hey Dusan, what happened with you and the girl last night? Why is she complaining about her ruptured vagina?"

"Man, I gave her a Crooked Serbian. I have to see a radiologist today."
Crooked Serbian by Tricycle January 23, 2013

Crooketry 

(crook-uh-tree) Noun

a troubled, secretive, hot ass mess situation (most commonly in blacks)
Jaquan hadn't paid the child support bills so Zonequiesha knew some crooketry was going on.
Crooketry by Yoncé October 10, 2014