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clit clunking

The act of inserting ones toes into a vagina whilst flicking your big toe on the clitoris. Typically an act of foreplay but can also take the place of sex. Originated at the University of Florida by the freaky college students there.
*Julia and Ryan are having sex*
Julia: this sucks lets try something new. Why dont you try clit clunking me??
Ryan: I guess, its been awhile since ive clipped my toe nails though..."
by Gamma Rho August 30, 2009
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Clit Surfing

I heard Becky clit surfing in her room yesterday.
by Guns blazin July 7, 2011
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Clit Kick

When you kick a women right in the vagina.
She was pissin my off so i just clit kicked her. And let me tell ya, she learned a good lesson that day.
by King Kling November 28, 2006
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Clit-Dick

A clit-dick is a clit that is so absolutely gigantic that it could be mistaken for a dick. If you are unfortunate enough to have a clit-dick you could always come on down to the official clit-dick store, we sell all clit-dick accesories. Get your clit-dick shampoo, vibrators and just in today snuggies with built in clit-dick hole.
ME: Hey guys what if some girl had like an 8 inch long clit, what would you do?

Everyone: Ohhhhhhhh come on get him the bow of shame, yous a bum ass clit-dick
by Clit-Dick Inventor January 11, 2009
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clit convention

When the number of females in an environment overwhelmingly exceeds the amount of males present. Used as the "sausage fest" for girls. Often used by teenagers.
"Jane, lets get out of here, its a freakin' clit convention!"
by spence and leyd October 9, 2008
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"CLIT"AR

SEX POSITION: Male holds female both facing same direction in a skewed position angled away from his dominant hand. he than enters her doggy style, fingers her clitoris(with dominant solo hand), and tickles her armpit. All in the fashion of a heavy metal lead guitarist's shredding guitar solo.
EX: Dude, i totally "CLIT"ARED my suicidal goth chick last night after totally downing some bleach.

EX2: "Well, hello Jimmy! Autumn told me all about your raunchy hotness you two had last night. You've got my panties moist just thinking about it".
by Lil castro December 27, 2014
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clit yeastwood

The feminist version of Clint Eastwood.
Clit Yeastwood bitches
by Meoeeppe July 3, 2015
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