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Cankle

Contrary to popular belief, you don't really have to be fat to have cankles (though they are cute on chubbish girls), you just have to have boringly straight legs with no middleman, that is, no tapering between the calf and the heel. Looks less severe on skinny folk.
Alternate spelling: Kankle
Fat hasn't caused my cankle problem, I just have straight and boring legs.
by SirOnThePhoneALot April 10, 2009
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cankle

When the calves and ankles of a person's feet merge into a straight line with no distinction of which is which.
Fat people usually have cankles, but it can also occur with anyone.
(This is not to be confused with someone having thick ankles. If someone has thick ankles they still have a curve in their leg, but with cankles, the front view of their foot is completely straight.)
Look at that fat lady and her cankles!

My boyfriend says I have cankles.
by Rorschach_the_pwnsome June 15, 2009
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clank

A totally spooky ghost. Probably the spookiest of all ghosts.
Man, did you see clank today? Spookiest ghost ever. Babes totally dig clank.
by azruavatar October 17, 2012
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chanky

a combination of chunky and skanky. In other words, nasty.
The tuna fish sandwich was sitting in the sun all day so it was too chanky to eat.

Her puss was a little chanky because she had sex with 3 homeless guys while she had a yeast infection.
by Lila March 4, 2004
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Clank Wanking

A ritual of male masturbation whereby the wanker pulls or yanks vigorously down on his balls aka clankers with one hand while simultaneously vigorously strokes his shaft with the other. Highly stimulating.
Frank could barely walk at work on Monday. It was obvious that he has spent his weekend watching porn and clank wanking.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
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bite my clank

"Bite my clank" Known origins from Utah, USA, in or around the 1960's or 1970's. Used to reprimand in a joking manner...as in kiss my ass, etc. The "clank" that one is being told to bite can basically be left to the recipients imagination.
"Bite my clank", "KIss my ass", "buzz off", "bite my big one", "step off", etc.
by HugoDattaway November 21, 2013
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chanks

Spanglish for Thong Sandals; comes from Spanish 'chancleta'
Dude, I just got the coolest Reef chanks!
by Cristy October 16, 2003
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