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Computer callous

A computer callous is located on the heel of your hand, usually the hand you use to move your mouse.

It is usually caused by the heel of your hand being rubbed against the mouse mat for long periods of time, usually during all nighters on the internet.

A computer callous is most often a little more red than your usual skin tone and is quite soft and smooth.
Hoshit, I've been on the computer so long I've aquired a computer callous.
by Hollydollie August 21, 2009
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Jeanne Calment

The oldest verified human to have ever lived, reaching the age of 122 years and 164 days.
Tim: Wow, your grandmother is 105?
Suzy: Yeah, she’s so healthy too, I bet she can be the next Jeanne Calment.
Tim: Who now?
Suzy: Only the oldest human to ever exist, that 90% of population don’t know.
by BillyBobJoe20 December 27, 2020
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calm your ballz

The act of calming down after getting very quickly angry.
-"WTF you just hit my car!"
-"calm your ballz dude, it was an accident."
by hurkenator July 9, 2010
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Callofdutychitis

When you pretend to call in sick to work, just so you can play the new Call of Duty game.
Bill called in sick to work today, I'm pretty sure he just has a case of Callofdutychitis.
by TNofear November 7, 2011
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Calm down your not leng styll

When a boy or a girl gets just that extra bit too gassed over something
"Yooo that was clean as fuck did you see that".

"Calm down your not leng styll".
by Geyfj September 12, 2020
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the sea is calm

When you have had just enough weed or alcohol and you are riding in that sweet spot. You feel good enough to converse with others, but removed enough that you are calm and happy. We all set sail in life, may the seas be calm.
I just had 2 shots and a gram of weed. The sea is calm
by Light a bong with a laser April 8, 2017
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callots

Callots is a slang term which is a combination of the words carrots and luscious/lover. It makes a good nickname for your friends
Friend One: Hey, callots, get back here!
Friend Two: Sry, i can't. I have to ask my mommelet!
by Love Lo!! April 24, 2006
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