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Bristol Rovers fan

A weak, inferior and submissive male/lady who chooses to support the worst football team in the city of Bristol.
Sexy, smart and strong Bristol City fan 1: "Hey! there goes Mark, he is a Bristol Rovers fan which means he obviously lacks the mental facilities needed to prosper in life. How about we throw stones at him?"

Sexy, smart and strong Bristol City fan 2: "Good idea!"
by chuckwwfc March 18, 2025
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Bristol

The name Bristol belongs to a judgy bratty girl who most likely talks crap about everyone around her and doesn’t realize they are doing the same they tend to be very spoiled and get mad if they don’t get what they want, they’re very annoying as well.
I’m so mad at Bristol

Why?
She’s so annoying and is talking bad about me.
by Agelina8888 March 27, 2025
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muff bristles

When recently shaving hairs poke through thin yoga pants in the pubic region... Muff bristles
Josh:" I was at the gym the other day , this chick walks by me and I could see her pubes poking through her yoga pants"
Steve: " oh that's called muff bristles bro"
by Larry the Cable Guy52 December 3, 2017
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Lexi Bristol

The goddess of judicial punishment and the exactor of vengeance
by Jgar May 22, 2019
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The BRISTOL factor

When you set a new “standard” on eating habits and weight, while believing they are good for you even though they aren’t. So you continue to eat the same way regardless of the negative damaging effects to ones self.
While visiting the doctors about my high blood pressure, cholesterol levels and weight, the doctor explained the road I was on would lead to death. But !! Also explained, The new Male standard for weight and eating habits, which he called The BRISTOL factor. So to celebrate, I took the family out for some high end Carbohydrates
by Greenteam04 July 20, 2021
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The month of Bristol

A collective term for all the days in a year spent hungover, lazing in bed, stoned or generally doing nothing.
"I've done nothing lately, my month of Bristol is going to be huge."

Person 1 "Hey man, what did you do Tuesday?"
Person 2. "Nothing, just added another day to the month of Bristol.
by Mattc85 January 17, 2014
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