Cockward Blocked

Being cock blocked because you're associated with the most awkward person in the room, and frankly it creeps out the person you're trying to hook up with.

"I was making some real headway with this girl until Jim came over and cockward blocked me. Idiot started talking about his toenail fungus. Who does that?"

by linaloki February 14, 2015

Cock blocked

When another nigga is tryna steal yo girl

Cock blocked means getting blocked by another dude from a girl
Guy 1: "Peter Reisdorf is such an expert cock blocker."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a douche."

by Ya boy John Appleseed March 8, 2015

Cock Blocked

When you are about to have sex, but your friend interrupts you, ruining the moment

*boy about to kiss girl*
* door swings open and friend comes*
Boy: You totally just cock blocked me mate.

by Dildo_Swaggins December 14, 2016

She blocked you

She’s sick And tired of your crap and wants you to leave her tf alone bye

Dude, she blocked you, good luck

by Hey broski December 19, 2018

Glock Blocked

One who prevents another from harming or killing someone else.

"Man I was totally gonna kill them before you Glock Blocked me."

by Anonydudette February 8, 2019

she blocked me :'(

The message you get from your dumbass loser friend after he tries chatting up girls.

Jordan: I'm gonna try chatting up Maggie
Will: Yeaa go for it haha :p
*5 minutes later*
Jordan: She blocked me :'(
Will: Ffs Jordan you're just a drophead aren't you.

by Mr Brucey February 14, 2019

im bricked

The term “Im Bricked” means that your penis erects . When this happens it is a great time to rub one out ehh.

Step Mom - “hey step bro are you” cough, “you know”

You - “yes calcium cannons my cock is so hard” smirks, “IM BRICKED”

*does the devils tango*

ps. Im bricked myself :)

by The_153_Gang :) May 15, 2023