Star Wars

Star Wars is an epic film saga about two men who venture on the Heros Journey. While, Anakin's greed, fear, and need for power lead him to the dark side, his son Luke carries on the sins of his father, he helps Vader redeem himself, and helps Vader bring balance to the Force.

Star Wars is a collection of the seven greatest movies in the world (The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, The Clone Wars, Revenge of the Sith, A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi).

Trekkie: Star Wars is stupid.
Me: That's why it's a multibillion dollar franchise you moron. That's also why it is by far the best and most popular movie ever.

by Darth Krayt October 4, 2010

Gender Wars

Some stupid and pointless boys vs girls war that I wish ended after Kindergarten.

Son: "I hate this gender wars stuff my classmates obsess about. Boys and girls should be equal."

Mom: "Don't worry. This boys vs girls stuff will end in 1st grade."

*20 years later*

Male incel: "WOMEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISANDRIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE KITCHEN"

Female incel: "MEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISOGYNIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE BATTLEFIELD"

MrBeast (yes I'm dead serious): "100 Girls vs 100 Boys for $500,000"

Son: "My mom lied to me"

by Silicosis9324 November 10, 2022

Star Wars

the act of making out with another human being. but in code

hey, lets go watch some Star Wars ;)

by Mr.anonymously handsome January 3, 2011

jandal wars

A fun yet painful game which can test ones jandal ability, two people with one jandal each put there left hand behind there back and each have a turn to slap the person in the cheek as hard as they can, and this continues until someone gives up and the other person is declared the jandal king until he is beaten.

"Did you watch chris and mick play jandal wars?."
"Yea i did mate, it was bloody brutal!."
"At least chris is the jandal king now!."

by Bez23 January 2, 2009

Schlong wars

The act a group of males preform in which each man puts on a glow in the dark condem, turns of the lights, and has a "light saber" fight.

We are having Schlong wars at jims house on Saturday, but Mike always where's the purple.

by Theking78 October 1, 2014

Dildo wars

Kinda like star wars but with dildos

I saw two lesbians play dildo wars

by Doctorficktor June 13, 2014

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Clones is a 2002 film directed by George Lucas and written by Lucas and Jonathan Hales. It is the second film in the Star Wars prequel trilogy.

The film is set ten years after the Battle of Naboo, when the galaxy is on the brink of civil war. Under the leadership of renegade Jedi Master Count Dooku, thousands of systems threaten to secede from the Republic. When an assassination attempt is made on Senator Padmé Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, Jedi apprentice Anakin Skywalker is assigned to protect her, while his mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi is assigned to investigate the assassination attempt. Soon the Jedi are drawn into the heart of the separatist movement, and the beginning of a new threat to the galaxy: the Clone Wars.

Person 1: Have you ever watched Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones?
Person 2: Of course! It's an amazing film.

by Mud and Snow May 5, 2018