jen ventura

a very pretty girl. she always has guys in love with her. they are just too nervous to tell her. she falls in love, a lot. everyone falls for her. she is a very likable person. she is funny, cute, and extremely nice. she also feels alone, so just go up to her and give her a big hug! she will fall in marry a guy named david, sean, or vincent. so look out for them! overall, she is a great person!

oh, look! it's jen ventura! the girl with the amazing personality.

by hott stuffff October 23, 2011

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e-Venturist

An individual or group combining the processes of marketing, learning and business on-line for either internet or intranet use.

www.gingermegs.com is an excellent example of an e-Venturist.

by Ian S. King December 15, 2003

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Ventura

One of the shittier towns in Southern California. Has a beach and some commerce but for the most part is garbage. If your hobbies include walking around without a shirt on and/or being homeless than this is the hometown for you.

Reg- Hey how was your visit to the Pacific coast?
Sean- It started out great in Washington and Oregon, but once I got to Ventura it took a turn for the worse)
(Hunter arrives, who is a Ventura native)
Hunter- Yo bros anyone wanna scope out some single mothers on the beach?
Reg-....dude youre trash.

by David Swells December 12, 2012

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Ace Ventura

An unfortunate situation for when you go to visit a girl and think you're onto a sure thing. You're then bitterly disappointed to be informed that 'When (mother) nature calls' and its the wrong time of the month.

Guy 1: so how'd it go with that girl last weekend?!

Guy 2: mate. Absolutely Ace Ventura'd...

Guy 1: *moment of silence*

by boyhardy April 24, 2014

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