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Tortoise

Woman 60 years plus on the hunt for younger man.
She is a tortoise, her new boyfriend is 22 and she is 63
by crimson2435chin123 July 8, 2020
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Triton

Triton is a term for a guy who loves potato chips and plays net a lot
That guy is such a Triton
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Tortoise

A name given to the species usopp
"My new pet usopp (a tortoise)"
by WildWillez December 13, 2020
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Tortoise

THE MOST BADASS ANIMAL ON THE PLANET. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A LIVING TANK.
"Damn do you see that guy over there who owns a tortoise?"
"Fucking badass"
by LiverGiver February 11, 2021
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Toxitocin

Oxytocin's evil twin, a hormone and neurotransmitter released into the bloodstream, producing violently unpleasant sensations, in response to certain stimuli.
She realized that for the first time in five years her mind and body were at ease. Biden was president. Covid vaccinations were available, stimulus checks were in the mail, which no longer took weeks to arrive. The trump-era infusions of corrosive Toxitocin which, at the sound... the very mention!... of the t-word, of that bluntly pugilistic name, the whine of that little voice! the sight of that absurd hairdo! had surged and coursed through her veins and synapses, was ebbing away. It was over. She felt almost alive again.
by Monkey's Dad March 14, 2021
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torithekid

they are the coolest person to exist, like ever. they also have a cat named kenny and is “the only thing i live for” they post shit on tiktok to ig
did u see torithekid new post???

no lmao
by lovebits333 March 25, 2021
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_tobito_official

hey have you heard of _tobito_official?
yeah you mean fucking jesus?
by waystones March 26, 2021
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