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The Philip method

The woman lies down on the American side of the border while the man does her from the Mexican border. Then right as the man jizzes he jumps over the border so the kid is conceived in the United States and Trump can’t deport him.
Philip was conceived using the Philip method. So no matter how hard he tries he’s not a real immigrant.
by CC_021 May 12, 2019
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Jenga method

The fine art of pulling out while piping down your bae , mistress, etc... this move IS NOT FOR EVERYONE takes skill , practice makes perfect , not an easy thing to do while In the action of pounding the pussy any failed attempt in the jenga method will result in a unplanned child or a quick drive to your local cvs/rite aid to purchase plan B , jenga method is not recommend for beginners or quick cummers stay safe kids :)...
Boy: “this pussy A1 I’m boutta nut”
Girl: moans “you better pull out”
Boy: “don’t worry I perfected that jenga method “
Girl : moans “what’s the jenga method”

Boy: pulls out & bust on her ass,boobs, stomach ,face etc...
by Dsav Da Goat October 1, 2018
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Wonder method

It's when there's a shortage of toilet paper and you resort to using a slice of white bread ( or wheat depending on your gluten allergies) ! Often returning it to the loaf for reuse.
Doughboy- man this crazy shortage of toilet paper made me resort to the Wonder method! And then Wonderboymade a sandwich ! what a jackrag!
by Nick worder March 25, 2020
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The psyops method

Ban anyone for doing anything remotely funny cos you're a loser with nothing to do + he's Brazilian :thumbsup: :sob:
by goyardshoppingbags August 30, 2023
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the thrinky method

When you beat your dick connecting your thumb and pinky finger together
How do you beat yo dick?
Oh I use the thrinky method.
by Gay-Nation March 21, 2023
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Method To Madness

Definition for when someone does something seemingly crazy (i.e mad) for something of greater good.
Some evil guy: I'm going to blow up the city, there's a method to madness here.

Gramma Nasi: That's not how you use that term.
by wldjkcnlewrhkgbf August 18, 2021
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The Pull Method

The Pull Method, alternative to birth control, pull out or congrats on the new brats
by Paddycakes at party boyz April 16, 2022
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