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Snooching

The act of have anal sex with a girl while jack hammering her from above. She takes laxatives and holds in her feces till the guy cum in her ass. The man also urinates in her butt and when she can't hold it in anymore, BAM! The girl pushes it all out and it runs down her belly, books and into her mouth. Then the couple makes out and shares the concoction.
Dude, I got really kinky last night and went snooching with my girl.
by Bob Notch November 12, 2015
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snoob

1.A sexual noob.
2.Someone who is a noob at talking to women, or who fails to get somefrom from a woman.
1. Shutup you Snoob!
2. He is such a snoob because he has not ever been with a woman.
by S1ick Nick June 29, 2007
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Snoody

Not to be confused with "Snooty", meaning snobby, Snoody is a gaming name invented by Sean K. in 2003ish.
Get owned by Snoody, Son!
by Snoodybob November 25, 2011
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Snoof

My cat keeps snoofing things...that is why we call her "Snoof"
by Andy April 6, 2003
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Snowover

The hangover like symptoms one receives when they bank on not having school, class, work, etc. the next day due to an incoming snowstorm. This is caused by staying up too late, not studying for an exam, or not doing your homework and by falsely represented snow fore castings by uninformed weathermen.
Person 1: Dude, you look like shit.
Person 2: You're telling me. I have a Snowover. 2-5 inches my ass.
Person 1. That sucks. God damn weathermen....
by DoctorFeuer February 7, 2013
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Frosty the SnoWoman

"Frosty the SnoWoman" is an adult Comedy (R) version of "Frosty the Snowman".......except for she melts if someone sleeps with her. Frosty the SnoWoman was created by Writer and Director: Rev. Lord Alexis Victoria Mason also know as #AlexisMason on December 20th, 2022.

As the Story goes.. a lonely stoner guy gets high and builds a Snowman and a SnoWoman one morning. That night, an angry drunk pees on the SnoWoman....causing her to come to life.....and beat the shit out of the drunk guy. As the story unfolds she finds work at a nearby strip club but practices celibacy....for if she sleeps with a man....then she melts. The lonely stoner guy eventually meets the beautiful SnoWoman and soon fall in love......

The ending can change depending on who makes the movie....

Either....They can live happily ever after through celibacy......or the lonely stoner guy can wake up next to a puddle of water one day.....

That is what is so different about this Xmas story......is the ability to have a happy or sad ending....
They are making a sequel to "Frosty the SnoWoman" i wonder if she'll turn into a puddle this time.....

Frosty the SnoWoman looks like Pamela Anderson from Baywatch.....super sexy....

I'd fuck Frosty the SnoWoman.............and roll around her her puddle........maybe suck her up with a shop vac , make ice cubes out of her...and drink it down with some whisky ......while laying on a bear rug .....next to a hot fire.....

Don't fuck with Frosty the SnoWoman.....she is skilled in martial arts and weapons......she fights in stripper outfits with thick stripper heels on....Her favorite weapon is a 10 foot bull whip , nun chucks and sai .......she drinks Patron Silver Cadillac margarita up with a sugared rim.....
by #AlexisMason December 20, 2022
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snoobins

this is a person who is a combination of a sloobins and a noob. It is more of a mockery than just being called sloobins, because now, you are also being called a noob (a really queer internet gaming term for "newbie")
Dang, did u see Tanner's messages last night?

What a snoobins!
by ronnyjr January 6, 2008
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