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Smoodge pick

(Aubrey) Hey Gina, Dad says we need to smoodge pick today.
(Gina) But I picked up Ellie's poop yesterday!
by Nurse Aubs March 31, 2010
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Smoked Ham

Looks like Jodi and Jerome are going to have a smoked ham for Christmas.
by Stuckinher September 26, 2011
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Smoodan

An irrisistibly cute goodan who needs to be squeezed several times around the charps.
Fucking squeeze that smoodan right now!
by Goodan September 9, 2012
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smoked meat salad

A Smoked Meat Salad is when you dip your pecker in liquid smoke and Sweet Baby Ray's, and do your lady doggy style. While doing that, you have to spit your Copenhagen chew spit into her asshole.
Last night I totally gave that bitch a Smoked Meat Salad. She tossed it around for a while.
by The Byrd Man May 26, 2017
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smoked kipper

A vagina after its been given a serious shaggin'.
I banged her out that fast and hard last neet, I left her with a smoked kipper!
by Fezzbomb December 18, 2017
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Smoked Sausage

When you bone someone in their little neck smoke hole that smokers get when they smoke too much.
Gave that ho a smoked sausage last night
by superhotkarl May 5, 2018
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Smoked

Burnt out; in need of sleep because you have partied too much and for too long without it.
Did you see Justin last night, man talk about Smoked!
by Nilesgirl May 7, 2018
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