Shmirer

-A person whom gets half a handjob, stops the female contricting on him because he does not want his "own" on him becuase he dares not walk around soaked like a super soaker.

- May also define a person of a pussyish nature.

Senior and Director:

Seanald McDonald
" Shmirer "

by Semore Sam April 8, 2010

semirection

when a pienes is not fully erected but somewhat stiff

my d*** was bigger than a softy but smaller than a boner..... semirection

by gangsta4lifeXD November 22, 2011

simiascopophobia

A fear of being seen as behaving like a monkey, ape, or other primate. Usually occurs after getting involved in a stupid emotional argument to the point where you want to fling your own feces at someone.

Taken from: (1) David Foster Wallace's boviscopophobia, the morbid fear of being seen as bovine, and (2) simia-, the latin root for monkey.

Bob's strong simiascopophobia has kept him away from political discussions so long, he doesn't know who the current president is.

by drchubbs1618 May 17, 2013

sibirsky

The act of being the king of libertarians.

He's a Sibirsky. The king of libertarians.

by sbrawler January 17, 2014

simarprit

A word used to describe someone who's perfect and emerges as a victor in every difficult scenario.

She's a Simarprit, judging by the way she wins all the battles of life.

by Train Wreck May 14, 2016

siaira

Siaira is a sweet kind stubborn person who is very shy but when she is with the people she loves she is very funny and kind Siaira’s are insanely pretty and every guy will want her

Siaira is so pretty

I wish I could be Siaira

by You don’t know me February 17, 2018

Samir

He was diagnosed with cancer 3 years ago and had to make the biggest decision of his life, be hated and see her happy or love and destroy her.

samir will always be taking care of you

by Sorry.but... September 19, 2018