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Shit Shuff

When one selects shuffle on their iPod, only to hear a poor endless list of songs. Usually, these songs are least favored on the iPod, or are very unsuiting to the occasion of the shuffle.
Tom: Dude hurry up. Pretty soon its gonna get real hot out. I wanna get this morning jog over with!

Tim: Alright chill out. I'm dealing with a major Shit Shuff right now! All I'm hearing is christmas music and very unmotivational jazz.
by The Big Bad Brandon December 8, 2009
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Pacer Shuffle

A group of gay men trying to have a anal gangbang in the back of a small car.
Dude, I was walking down the street the other day and I passed by a "Pacer Shuffle" in front of Jim's house.
by assblasterrr September 29, 2010
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poke-shuffle

a group of awesome people who roleplay pokemon on tumblr. everything is switched up, including the regions and starters. they are lead by morty and kotone, the loving mods. Also, Leaf throws piplups off buildings.

"I'm Eusine and I can't count past six. What the heck comes after six?"
Poke-shuffle is the best group ever!

Poke-shuffle has some quality roleplayers.

Morty is poke-shuffle's whore.
by blondies_ November 9, 2011
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Shower Shuffle

The Shower Shuffle is an often surprisingly rhythmic set of motions one takes part in during a shower. Including quick side-to-side or forward and aft movements. The wet and slippery surface of the shower floor lends itself well to slippage of the feet; making the act even more representative of the dance class known as the shuffle. The Shower Shuffle is caused by inconsistent water temperature (often much too hot) that said person is trying to avoid. It is most common in older buildings with poor plumbing, because a simple flushing of a toilet, or turning on of a sink, can result in the expulsion of boiling hot water from the shower-head.
Male 1: F*** dude, I was just doing the Shower Shuffle like mad and I still got like 3rd degree burns on my back.
Male 2: Ya that’s why I shower early in the morning or late at night. Less activity means less chance I get burned.

Male 1: I guess.
Male 2: Also man, use the shower on the left, its way better at keeping a constant temperature.
Male 1: Ya no, I’m not gunna use that one cause I know you piss in it.
Male 2: True fact. True fact.
by Yellow Enzo September 29, 2012
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bum-stuffer

1. An insult in which one is made to feel insignificant because of his/her chosen sexual orientation or desire to insert things into their booty. 2. A person who feeds a bum. 3. Also known as a Section-8 funeral director.
1. That dude is a dirty ole' bum-stuffer. 2. No need for example. 3. That's 3 shootings in the projects this week; he's quite the bum-stuffer.
by TKO-RichStone March 28, 2013
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Urban Shuffle

Someone repeatedly pressing the shuffle button on Urban dictionary.
Guy 1 "Dude I'm bored"
Guy 2 " I know what we can do, let's Urban shuffle"
by Kyarren November 11, 2015
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Louisville Shuffle

When you are having sex with a girl in missionary and you pull out and shuffle up her body like a crab and cum in her face. Absolutely electic move
I wanted to cum on her face but I was too far away, so I had to pull a Louisville shuffle to get up there.
by Derbychaser2019 May 5, 2019
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