Donkey shlong

A donkey shlong is a penis as dirty as Mexico, known as rusty, corkscrewed, fucked all together. Specific to anal sex

Yeah, I fucked her up the arse with my donkey shlong

by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 18, 2015

monster shlong

When your penis is extremely enormous soft

Dang my man jimmy has a monster shlong!!!

by Masturbationmaster69 November 6, 2017

dirty schmono

Goes to Wesley absolute bender gets salty at gta races and sucks cock on the down low

Dang did u hear lindsay did a dirty schmono!

by Desser2903 May 1, 2020

Hong Kong shlong

The Hong Kong shlong is a man who constantly beats his meat, similar to a coomer, but he beats it so much and so violently that it could be compared to China’s police beating Hong Kong protesters

Bro I’ve got a Hong Kong shlong, literally my balls turned purple

by The Scoundrel October 29, 2020

shlong dong

what women want.

Brandon: Dude, check out those hot milfs. Adam: Yeah, they totally want our shlong dongs.

by Mr. jerks alot. August 5, 2008

shamone

it means come on
or
can be used in a moment of shock

shamone get ur ass in gear
or
some one gets a shock shamone!!

by jez to the rez January 22, 2004

shlong

A huge dick , penis, rod

Adel has a fucking small shlong.

by Jose Garcia gonzalarz Jimmy January 19, 2009