strapped

to carry a condom so you are always ready for sex.

man i hope your strapped that bitch has some shit you dont want to catch

by nick a bitch January 16, 2004

mother strapalonian

used in George Carlin's "Incomplete List of Impolite Words",the exact meaning or origin is unknown.

"Sam is a mother strapalonian. =/"

by teresa sup! November 9, 2008

strapped

Wearing an Athletic Supporter (aka Jockstrap).

When an Athletic Coach tells his team or physical education (P.E.) class to get dressed into their athletic gear, he might say, "You guys stop screwing around and get strapped."

by ADavis September 26, 2006

Strap-On Funnel

A strap-on dildo that also is a funnel that releases the human urine when the wearer feels the urge.

Maybe we could get kinky tonight and use the strap-on funnel.

by SNAILCAKES June 29, 2008

strapin

to be concealing a firearm

when you go down town you better be strapin

by poppa F December 7, 2005

strapped

when your waste band is lined with candy you bought at a grocery store because the candy at the movie theater is far too expensive.

friend: hey you want some treats after we get our tickets.

you: na man i came strapped.

by wise1111 June 26, 2010

meat straps

also known as meat flaps, when a womens pussy lips are extremely wide and floppy and are very loose.
these can sometimes be an offensive slang term as well.

Wow dude, that chics got some huge ass meat straps!

by kyle smeer June 11, 2006