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Simon

A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend.Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire.
Hung Like a Dragon
Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.
Holy Shit, that is one Simon cock.
Damn, why are you so damn Simon, id smack.
Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simon.
by IceCream Jaykwon October 21, 2008
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Simon Cho

funniest short track speedskater ever.

also known as Ace, The Cho'sen one, or SI-MON-CHO.
Simon Cho is the life of Jordan Malone's webcasts!
by iheartsimoncho March 21, 2010
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Little Saigon

The largest Vietnamese immigrant community in the United States located in Orange County, California. It is made up of an overwhelming number of shopping centers, supermarkets and restaurants and also contains the largest Vietnamese population outside of Viet Nam.
Little Saigon has the best variety of Vietnamese food anywhere!
by HuynhL May 24, 2005
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salmon slip way

Another name for a mott/cunt.
"shove your veiny bangstick in my salmon slip way!"
by Trappers Hats February 25, 2007
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salmon crawl

A swim technique for when the water is low and the bottom is really rocky and hard to walk which consists of laying in the water forwards and pulling oneself along the bottom using ones hands.
Yo Rawse, its really shallow and rocky along the bottom here so its best to just salmon crawl on over to the island. front crawl Australian crawl old Australian crawl loudon wainwright loudon wainwright III swimming bikini river folk
by snowcat October 4, 2015
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salmon sloshing

the act of delicately inserting the tail half of a live salmon in a woman's vagina to arouse pleasure while the mouth end of the salmon is positioned to receive the penis of a male. In this sexual innuendo usually the male and female are to reach orgasmic climax once the salmon is deceased.
My pen pal Emma from Iceland invited me over to her home country to go Salmon sloshing. It's a yearly tradition for her family.
by virginmary69 April 11, 2019
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simon dominic

Mad flow, his stamina check out his killing verse
Simon Dominic... SIMON D -O-M-I-N-I-C-O oo
by Ash island’s cheekies November 13, 2020
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