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Putin & Marley

A frozen concoction featuring vodka, coffee liquor and dark rum blended with ice and consumed alone or with friends
Dude, it is so hot and I would love to drink a black Russian.

Why don't you make us some Putin & Marley's
by Sister Wives May 10, 2018
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Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation

A dickhead who decided to send forces to Ukraine, and basically ordered genocide. He oppresses speech and anything about the Russo-Ukraine war that isn't putting Russia in the good. He literally said he was a victim of cancel culture too. Zelenskyy is gonna beat his ass.
You know Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation? He's a dickhead, someone needs to REDACTED.
by NoodlePlanet 212 April 30, 2022
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have you heard what putin did yesterday?

person1: hey, have you heard what putin did yesterday?
person2: I dunno, what did he do?
person1: PUTIN DEEZ NUTS ON YO MOUTH HAHAHAHAHAHAH
by nike kicks June 8, 2022
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Mohammad Harambe McTrumphitler With Some Putin And Kim Jong Un

He is a man who will slay all of human in dis word. He is king of all living things. One day he will destroy all the universe. Noone can fight him. He only have 1 weaknest. His weakness is NIPPLES
Mohammad Harambe McTrumphitler With Some Putin And Kim Jong Un
by Me nem yis jeff October 17, 2017
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Putin

The true spirit of evil and controller of the first puppet president Donald Trump.
Synonym for devil, evil, psycho, serial killer, human waste and prejudiced idiot.
“I just watched the Putin wears Prada!”
“Urghhh! I just got some dog Putin on my shoe!”
The killer was sentenced to a life in prison for being such a Putin.”
“Did you see that guy? I think he was a real Putin.”
“Putin’s in the detail.”
“Putin lurks in the dark.”
by wee_eejit May 30, 2022
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Putin

Putin can you put in the pudding.

Something you say when you need Putin to put in the pudding.

it´s a thing... YES IT IS!!
Putin, can you put in the puddin
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massive putin

When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
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