Pissy Crumpet

a random insult to someone who can't be arsed with anything

he's not coming to band practice

what a Pissy Crumpet

by bobby bass June 4, 2007

pissy-slit

A Pissy Slit is a slang word for the female Vagina. It is a naturally occurring "slit" shape from which springs "piss" after large quantities of liquid are consumed. Hence the name "pissy-slit".

That pissy-slit is sure to get your dick wet!

by Joachim Joseffi April 23, 2006

pissy

of or relating to the scent of piss

this place smells pissy

by < October 1, 2003

to priss

'to priss' is derived from 'to piss preventively'
this means taking a piss without really having to, just because you know you won't be able to piss for a while

"I'm going to priss before the movies"

"Damn, I forgot to priss before the ride. Now I have to ask the driver to pull over"

by Thomas & Tristan October 6, 2008

Pissy

To be drunk or get drunk

Aw who wants to get pissy tonight??

by lyndseywood January 22, 2009

pissy

One who is beginning to feel the effects of intoxication.

I am already feelin a bit pissy and I've only had 3 bottles of O.P.

by dmoney June 5, 2003

Pissy Britches

A Person that Pees on thierself everytime the get a spanking!!!!

You stupid ass Kid!!!!!!!!! You're such a pissy britches!!

by he he June 26, 2003